Just what we need...
Another stupid weblog. But instead of a stupid online diary with mind-numbingly vapid entries like "Ate a fish sandwich today and tried to find my 'Hello Kitty' pencil box. Ryan's so cute LOL", I think instead I'm just going to make random posts about how stupid people are, stuff that's pretty cool, or whatever strikes my fancy at the time. I'll update it off and on when I feel like it, since it exists for my amusement. Not that anyone will read it anyway.
So there I am, driving to work, and pull up next to this idiotic shit at an intersection. After awhile, his car starts creeping forward while our light is still red, and it becomes apparent that he is watching the the lights for cross-traffic - the other people's lights. So, when their lights turn yellow he starts creeping forward in anticipation of our light turning green.
The problem with dorks like this is that they apparently have no concept of time, and that there is an interval between opposing lights turning yellow, then red, and an additional interval before ours turns green. So now the idiot is nearly completely out in the intersection - and is faced with two choices: he can continue to basically run the red light and be T-boned, or he can stop where he is and look like an asshole. He chooses the latter.
Now here's the important part. About a second after he stops, our light turns green. Now since he is in such a hurry you would think that he would stomp on it, but no. He sits there for like 5 seconds contemplating going, which results in me passing him right up despite the 4-foot head start on me he got by creeping through the red light. My only wish is that dorks like this would have more than 3 functional neurons in their idiotic skulls so that they could at least realize what utter morons they are. Much like those that cut me off in a big hurry and then proceed to drive 20 m.p.h. in a 45 m.p.h. zone, they should be clubbed to death. Stupid people should not be permitted to drive.
So there I am, driving to work, and pull up next to this idiotic shit at an intersection. After awhile, his car starts creeping forward while our light is still red, and it becomes apparent that he is watching the the lights for cross-traffic - the other people's lights. So, when their lights turn yellow he starts creeping forward in anticipation of our light turning green.
The problem with dorks like this is that they apparently have no concept of time, and that there is an interval between opposing lights turning yellow, then red, and an additional interval before ours turns green. So now the idiot is nearly completely out in the intersection - and is faced with two choices: he can continue to basically run the red light and be T-boned, or he can stop where he is and look like an asshole. He chooses the latter.
Now here's the important part. About a second after he stops, our light turns green. Now since he is in such a hurry you would think that he would stomp on it, but no. He sits there for like 5 seconds contemplating going, which results in me passing him right up despite the 4-foot head start on me he got by creeping through the red light. My only wish is that dorks like this would have more than 3 functional neurons in their idiotic skulls so that they could at least realize what utter morons they are. Much like those that cut me off in a big hurry and then proceed to drive 20 m.p.h. in a 45 m.p.h. zone, they should be clubbed to death. Stupid people should not be permitted to drive.
posted by Soulend at 4:41 AM
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