5 simple tips for driving
1. If you are coming up on a state trooper or other cop who has already stopped someone and who is already out of the car writing the other guy a ticket, it isn't neccesary to slow down to 20 mph below the posted speed limit if you are in no danger of hitting the guy. He already has somebody, so as long as you don't start shooting at him or are driving 300 mph in a loud-ass car he isn't going to stop what he is doing in order to chase you. Charles Manson could go by on a parade float and he's not going to notice. In the same vein, if a cop car is going slow it is quite okay to pass him as long as you don't exceed the speed limit. Thousands of tickets are written every day for exceeding the posted speed limit, but not one damn ticket has ever been written for passing a slow cop car.
2. If you pull out into a lane, for Chrissakes get your car up to speed quickly. Don't cut me off then proceed to drive along at 5 mph.
3. If you are at a stop light in a turning lane where the only option is to turn, it isn't neccesary to put on your turn signal.
4. Put your dumbass cell phone away if you are going to drive at 10 mph and weave like a drunk while you're flapping your stupid gums. Nothing you have to say is very important anyway.
5. One would think that a person that idolizes NASCAR drivers would at least attempt to emulate their heroes and learn to drive. This is not the case though, as a trip through Hickory, NC, will quickly illustrate. The more NASCAR stickers a vehicle has, the crappier driver there is behind the wheel. If there are more than six, get very very far away from this vehicle.
Thank you for your time.
2. If you pull out into a lane, for Chrissakes get your car up to speed quickly. Don't cut me off then proceed to drive along at 5 mph.
3. If you are at a stop light in a turning lane where the only option is to turn, it isn't neccesary to put on your turn signal.
4. Put your dumbass cell phone away if you are going to drive at 10 mph and weave like a drunk while you're flapping your stupid gums. Nothing you have to say is very important anyway.
5. One would think that a person that idolizes NASCAR drivers would at least attempt to emulate their heroes and learn to drive. This is not the case though, as a trip through Hickory, NC, will quickly illustrate. The more NASCAR stickers a vehicle has, the crappier driver there is behind the wheel. If there are more than six, get very very far away from this vehicle.
Thank you for your time.
posted by Soulend at 5:35 AM
