American Idol

Well, thank God Aaron Kelly's out. Not because I don't like his voice, and not because I don't think he's a good kid. But what the hell is up with the stupid hairstyles nowadays? He goes from looking like a damn rooster (like Ryan Seacrest with his almost 'faux-hawk') to looking like some twat from an Axe commercial with his hair poking up in a hundred different directions.

I so wish this stupid fad would pass. It is stupider than the Beatles cut of the 60's, the afro of the 70's, and the middle-parted feathered-back hair of the 80's by leaps and bounds. Trust me, when you look back in about 10 or 20 years you're going to say "Christ, I looked like an idiot!"

Stop looking like morons, people. Now if Crystal Bowersox would only take that stupid thing out of her lip.