Friday, January 28, 2011

And they used REAL GUNS!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Blue Bloods

Man, I love this show. Though they take some serious liberties with reality (Commissioner running around wearing his badge and visiting crime scenes), it is a real cop show. All the cast does an incredible job and Selleck is the man.

Whatever happened to real cop shows? "Kojak", "Starsky and Hutch", "Baretta", "Cannon"? Nearly all of them today are nothing more than soap operas, with little sexual tensions and 'relationship issues'. And the forensic things like "CSI" and "Bones"? It's like what you would wind up with if Oprah Winfrey remade "Quincy".

I don't give a damn about who wants to stick their little pee-pee into who, lab nerds running around with guns that in reality couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, or silly ass pseudo-tough characters and pop references. I don't care about who "gets with" or "hooks up with" who. I want to see crime-solving, car chases, and shoot-outs.

By the way, I'd pay good money to see someone knock the everloving crap out of the over-acting fake Clint Eastwood-talking "Horatio" on "CSI:Miami". Did he take acting lessons from William Shatner? The guy looks like one of those wrinkly-faced dolls people used to make out of dried apples, weighs about a buck-fifty soaking wet and probably gets winded picking up a coffee Thermos. Yeah, if I was a drug lord I'd really be intimidated. After all, he takes his sunglasses on and off and talks like he has emphysema.

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Idea

When I rule the world, you know what? We are going to have a set number of laws. Let's say for the sake of argument 1,000 covering financial wrongdoing, violence, traffic, theft, tax laws, what have you.

If a new law is proposed after the 1,000 law limit, an old one must be thrown out. A limit could thus be set on the crushing weight of the government yoke; and many manhours, dollars, and effort would be conserved. We could focus on the really important shit, like: don't kill people, don't rape people, and don't take stuff that isn't yours.

The good old days where you could swing your hands around all you like as long as they don't strike anyone in the nose. "And if it harm none, do what thou wilt".

Wouldn't that be nice, fellow cows?

Gun Kontrol all over again

After a long hiatus, the Loughner shooting has caused the anti-gun crowd - largely and thankfully silent for a number of years, to knee-jerk back into action. It seems as if they have conveniently forgotten the reason that they were marginalized in the first place. And that reason is that their arguments were spurious and that to most humans in this country capable of coherent thought they were obviously retards of truly galactic proportion. Even Mrs. Gifford knew this, she owned a Glock herself.

I see that once again a bill has been introduced to limit magazine capacity of weapons, riding a wave of grief and shock at the Gifford shooting to magically transport us back to 1994 when a similar bill took effect and remained in effect for the next 10 years.

I'm not even going to get into the broader pro-gun arguments delving into the Second Amendment. I'll try to keep it very simple because the people that argue against gun ownership by law-abiding citizens are usually at a severe disadvantage from the start as they usually know next to nothing about the very objects they are so opposed to. They trot out liberal professors from the halls of academia to give arguments based on flawed and doctored statistics. For instance, the inclusion in "accidental child death" statistics of anyone under 21 years old (sorry, a 19 year old gangbanger being shot by a rival gang isn't the same as a 5 year old that finds daddy's gun and shoots himself by accident) and suicides (people who would have otherwise slashed their wrists, ate a bunch of sleeping pills, or jumped off a bridge) included in "criminal shooting" numbers. It has always been thus. A network of lies, ignorance, and distortion spouted by people who wouldn't know a Lee-Enfield from a Kalishnikov if these pieces were stuffed separately for comparison into their collective poop-chutes. It's same old, same old - the absurd shit being stated now is the largely the same old absurd shit they spouted 15 and 20 years ago.

Right now one can pull up articles talking about "31 round" magazines (the extra 1 is in the chamber, and has nothing to do with the magazine used) by these most-learned and distinguished authorities, and verbiage that gives the impression that prior to the 1980's next to nobody had autoloading pistols until the Glock came around, utter nonsense. Do you know what the "1911" means with regard to the Colt .45 - probably the most popular and common pistol on earth? It means it's been around since 1911, fools. People owned all kinds of autos in the 80's; I was there. If you are going to argue against something, at least give people the common courtesy of knowing something about the subject. These are the same people that considered Teflon - a lubricant - capable of making a bullet penetrate body armor and that a pistol-grip on a long gun makes it somehow "more deadly".

The same idiots that considered the Winchester 'Black Talon' a "cop-killer" when their currently and more discretely marketed 'Golden Sabre' has the exact same ballistics. Tell me, how is a hollow-point bullet going to penetrate body armor? Name for me a single armor piercing round that has a hollow point. A hollow point is designed to expand on impact, idiots. And do you know what Teflon is? It's not Tungsten or depleted Uranium. It's a fucking greasy plastic that has nothing at all to do with piercing armor.

After the VT massacre, Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy initiated a weapons ban. One that included a prohibition against barrel shrouds. When questioned whether she knew what a "barrel shroud" was in her own legislation, she had no idea. She stated that she believed it was "a shoulder thing that goes up". These are our leaders, ladies and germs - legislating against things that they can't even fucking define:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18200226/


Regardless of your stance on guns, wouldn't you like people that introduce legislation to at least have a clue as to what the hell they are talking about?

Let's focus on the magazines for now. The argument, at it's heart (and since the woman - who looks like she hasn't been laid since Johnson was president - introducing the new bill admits that in today's climate a magazine capacity restriction is about all that has much of a hope of passing), is that if only we didn't have magazines that held so many bullets nutcases couldn't kill so many people. Pie-in-the-sky stupidity as always.

Unlike anytime previous, however, we have a wealth of data to see if this idea holds much water. Mass shootings are tragic and command outrage and media attention, but surely it is most reasonable to look at total killings, total violent crime rates, and trends rather that one nutjob or even several nutjobs. The so-called "assault weapons" ban of 1994-2004, while containing many absurd elements like a ban on bayonet lugs (when was the last time you heard of anyone being killed by a mounted bayonet? Yeah, that happens all the time..) provides tons of data pertaining to how such magazine limits worked to prevent actual violent crime. Let's look at actual FBI data, not knee-jerk reactive nonsense.

Logic would say that with the sunset of the so-called "Assault Weapons Ban", which prohibited firearms used in less that 2% of violent crime based largely on cosmetic appearance, that the country should have gone all to hell. One year before the ban - 1993 - the total number of violent crimes for the year was 1,926, 017. Adjusting for population increase we should expect that with the sunset of the bill we should see even more violent crime now that the wicked "assault weapons" and high-capacity magazines are once again available. Particularly as gun ownership is at an all-time high and concealed carry permits are being issued left and right even in states like mine where they were nearly unattainable in the past. The country should have turned into the wild wild west, right?

Wrong. After the sunset of the bill there hasn't been a SINGLE YEAR that was even close. In fact, the latest data from the FBI (2009) shows 1,320,000. Over 600,000 fewer incidents, despite way more people and way more guns. And in fact, less than EVERY SINGLE YEAR that the bill was in effect. Banning high capacity magazines has thus had no positive effect on violent crime whatsoever. The bill and the logic behind it(such as it was) was an abject failure.



I can hear people now: "But violent crime encompasses a lot of things, what about murders specifically?"


1999 - the LOWEST of the entire 10 year period the bill was in effect - 15,522

2009 - 15,241, despite shitloads more guns and shitloads more people


Doesn't look to me like there is any precedent whatsoever for believing magazine capacity has crap to do with how many people get killed. Despite the liberal media's best efforts to give us the idea that the country has turned into the O.K. Corral, the fact is that nearly every category of crime is the lowest in decades. Go to the www2.fbi.gov and look at the numbers yourself!

I've read that some say that the loophole of the bill - that existing magazines were grandfathered out, and that it only applied to magazines that were newly manufactured - hamstringed it's impact. This is a copout. A grasping at straws because the very logic behind the bill was nonsense. Because this argument is hypothetical they know there is no way of knowing if this would have made any difference, you cannot argue against a "coulda woulda shoulda" with empirical evidence. So we have to turn to the good old-fashioned 'horse sense' that this country used to be known for but lately seems in short supply:

- magazines, with minimal care, will last for many decades - even a lifetime.

- how do you propose that high capacity magazines can be eradicated when we can't even keep hundreds of thousands of pounds of illegal drugs (which unlike newly made magazines can be detected with dogs and the like) from entering this country?

- magazines can be easily altered

- what is to prevent a shooter from simply carrying multiple guns? The fastest reload is to change weapons.

- Do you intend to search everyone's house in the United States to try to seize the offending magazines? Good luck with that. And good luck trying to square that up with a little thing called unreasonable search and seizure.

- If a law applying to existing magazines were put into place, then when would it be enforced? After someone has already shot a bunch of people. Ooooh, scary. After being sentenced to death for multiple counts of murder and assault a psychopath is going to be sho'nuff scared that he is also being charged with a fucking magazine capacity violation.

- "high capacity magazines" and "assault weapons" are used in a tiny percentage of crime. Most of which could have been just as easily committed with a 10-round magazine or even a revolver. The Virginia Tech massacre was committed with - drum roll please - entirely legal 10-round magazines.

A criminal, by definition, has no regard for the law. Do you gun-grabbers honestly believe that a person who is unfazed by the existing laws - thousands of years old - against murdering people is going to give a damn about a stupid magazine capacity law? On every front, such a law makes no sense whatsoever. You can't stop them from being obtained, they would make little difference as 30 round magazines for a pistol are rarely used in crimes, there is no data to support any such idea - in fact, quite the opposite has occurred, and such a law can be easily circumvented anyway. I honestly don't understand this reasoning that if one idiot shits their pants then we have to try to get everyone to wear diapers. The only people that obey LAWS are people that DON'T BREAK LAWS, so how do you imagine that passing yet another law is going to affect anything even if the "reasoning" behind it had any precedent in the first place?

I just did a magazine change and it took me 1.2 seconds. Yeah, a magazine capacity law is going to be a huge success. You "Handgun Control, Inc." idiots should just crawl back under your rock. You're a collection of freaking idiots. You know what we need to do? Enforce the damned laws we already have. It is YOUR liberal judges that let violent criminals out years before their sentence was supposed to be up, you gun-grabbing socialist twats. It is your touchy-feely mindset that sticks evil bastards in a mental health facility for a couple years instead of a lifetime in prison or simply removing them from the gene pool.

I've had guns with "high capacity" magazines for over 30 years, and you know what? Not a single one of them has strolled out of the house of their own accord and shot a single soul. How about you punish the criminals, instead of trying to be everyone's nanny? The stupidest laws in history were based on a single incident (which is why you can't walk an alligator on a leash), or on emotion/hysteria (which is why we have Draconian laws and taxes based upon dreaded "second hand smoke" from cigars, when a single 747 flying from LA to NYC puts out more pollutants than ALL of the cigars smoked in the US in an entire year).

Start using your pathetic brains. What we have in this country is a plethora of laws and very little common sense. A climate where it is easier to pass restrictions for the masses than demand accountability from the individual. Where it is more common to point fingers at minutae than at the actual person responsible for an outrage. The Founders of this country would weep at the utterly sackless tools we have become. Grow a pair, stop being goddamn sheep, and demand that the government stop trying to be our fucking mommy.

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Friday, January 14, 2011

Never let a crisis go to waste

The number of people and media outlets attempting to gain political traction from the Gabrielle Gifford shooting is absolutely disgusting. It's mind-boggling to see the elements being latched onto in order to attempt to further an agenda. I can't even believe the blatant absurdity of it.

Here is an article (many similar ones carried by different outlets) proclaiming that the heroic intern in the shooting "could be asked for immigration papers":

http://globalgrind.com/channel/news/content/1900265/daniel-hernandez-hero-intern-who-assisted-gabrielle-gifford-could-be-asked-for-immigration-papers-photos/

No, the story isn't suggesting that there is any question about his legal status - he is a naturalized citizen. In essense, what we have is an entire story concocted around the fact that Daniel Hernandez, the heroic intern, is of Hispanic ancestry. Have you ever seen such lazy "reporting" and bald-faced agenda-pushing in your life? What in the blue fuck does Daniel Hernandez or the shooting have to do with immigration law? Because this one guy is both brave and Hispanic that means the entire law is invalid? A brutal MS-13 gang member "could be asked for immigration papers" as well. Regardless of one's stance on Arizona's immigration laws, this connection is the most tenuous and bizarre thing I've ever seen published. I can clearly envision some news idiot scanning over the AP releases and coming across the intern's name - "Hernandez! That's Mexican! I can write a whole story about this and be done in time for lunch!" Hey, morons. Your job is to report the news. Drawing idiotic connections and informing us that a guy named Hernandez is Latino isn't news. And what friggin' incompetent tools pass for editors nowadays?

We also have multipage news features written about Glock handguns, since that was the make Loughner used. You would think that Glock was the sole maker of semiautomatic pistols. One even stated "executives from Glock did not return requests for comment". What in the hell do you expect them to say? That their pistols obviously perform the function that they are designed to do, which is to spit lead from the business end? Gabrielle Gifford herself knew that, she owns one. That they are going to shut down their business because some psychopath used one of their products instead of a Beretta, Taurus, Ruger, or H&K to shoot a bunch of people? If Loughner had run over the group with a truck or bashed someone's head in with a bat would they be asking Peterbilt or the MLB commissioner for comment? By some accounts, 65% of police departments also use Glocks. Do you "ask them for comment" in the uncountable instances that they are used to hold a violent criminal at bay or to save a life? Of course not! More to come on the gun issue.

Then we have the political finger-pointing: it's the tea party's fault, it's the liberals' fault, it's Sarah Palin's fault. Much as I can't stand Palin, her little online map has nothing to do with shit. Want to know who's fault it really is? Are you ready for it?

JARED LEE LOUGHNER.

And since I'm offering a two-for-one special on common sense today, I'm even going to tell you why he did it. It might seem surprising, but it had nothing to do with Glocks, political discourse, teabaggers, or even morons from Alaska:

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A GODDAMN NUT.

Wasn't that easy? Stop being freaking fools, people. Focus. I realize that there is always this compulsion by rational people to understand the irrational and the monstrous. We struggle to understand the "why?". It happened with Manson, it happened with Dahmer, it happened with the Columbine shooters, it happened with Jim Jones and countless others. Unfortunately, there is no rational "why" with lunatics. It's because they are, well, fucking lunatics.

On a brighter note, I'm very pleased to read this morning that Rep. Gifford is making great strides in her recovery. This is truly wonderful news.

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Sunday, January 09, 2011

"Really" much?

I'll be so glad when this fad of saying "Really?" is over. It used to only be said when somebody else was telling you something amazing - i.e. "You won the lottery! Really?". Kind of like saying "You're kidding me!", or "for real?". Fairly meaningless but at least the statement made some sense.

Then, a few years ago people start saying it essentially to themselves. Recounting an event that happened right before their own eyes ("I crapped my pants and was like: really?"), or even worse, during an event which is happening right now. They drop a glass of milk, for example, then stare at the mess and say "really?". Well of course "really" - you just saw it happen, you douchebag! It wouldn't be so bad except that people who say it in this context tend to say it all the goddamn time. Every time they talk to you there's an irritating "really" or two.

Same with asking people things with "much" at the end of it. "angry much?", "bitter much?" like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Even worse when much is preceeded by a damn noun - something like "Hitler much?" Do you "muchers" realize how freaking dumb you sound?

Learn to speak English properly, and try to use your remaining three functioning neurons to say something that actually makes sense, if you must speak at all.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

"Dat's Raysis!"


You know, I'm so sick of the race card. Recently there has been some uproar among comic book nerds as the character 'Heimdall' in the upcoming movie 'Thor' is potrayed by a black actor, Idris Elba.

Well, you know what? Norsemen weren't black. And it has nothing to do with being 'racist'. I find old 50's cowboy movies with Native Americans being played by white men equally ridiculous. At least they had the excuse that there probably weren't a whole lot of Indian actors running around. This is nothing more than forced integration in order to try to be politically correct. I wonder what would happen if you had a movie where Dr. King or Chaka Zulu was played by a white guy?

Yes, I get that Asgard and Thor are made-up, though how it's any more made up than any other religion is beyond me. However, the fact that they are Norse is part of the story. Why in the hell would a black man be named 'Heimdall' anyway? Or be part of a pantheon to people that were likely completely ignorant of the existence of the black race? It has nothing to do with disliking black people or racism, it has to do with authenticity of the freaking story.

Since neo-nazi idiots are big into Norse stuff, I almost wonder if this was a jab at them. Or simply an opportunity for Marvel to stuff their 'enlightenedness' in our face with a show of forced diversity. Or perhaps Elba (who is by all accounts an excellent actor) auditioned and they didn't want to be sued. Maybe it's a stab at irony, as Heimdall is described as "the whitest of the gods":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heimdall


At any rate, it's ridiculous. Much as I liked Thor as a kid, I won't be seeing it; any more than I would watch the 'Brown Hornet' if the title role were played by Leonardo DiCaprio.

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